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HELLO THIRST MEN, AKA BAZHINGUS BANANARS!
I am super happy to finally provide you with the content that you've been waiting for if you actually watch my stream, which you don't actually watch, but pretend to pay attention while fapping.
Now you can pay me for the privilege of fapping to me and you are making a smart move unlike any move I have ever made related to my career.
Also for all my German and Portuguese Shrimps:
Gostaria que você espalhasse sua sopa cremosa de mexilhões por toda a área do seu teclado, mas certifique-se de colocar uma toalha sobre o teclado antes de caralho para minhas fotos porque preciso que você ainda possa doar para o meu stream.
Für hart arbeitende deutsche Männer versorge ich Sie mit weichem Brustgewebe, mit dem Sie sündige Aktivitäten ausführen können, die weit außerhalb der Sicht Ihrer Mitarbeiter liegen, da Sie vor vielen Jahren eine Frau gesehen haben, seit Sie in Ihrem Haus eingesperrt sind und die COVID-Situation wird in Deutschland niemals enden. Brüste genießen.
The SaxPlant Shop is a place where no one knows what a SaxPlant is and nothing really makes sense but we all pretend to actually enjoy my humor and act like we're not actually watching the stream for boobs.
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I don't actually make money off sponsors. Thank you for your gift subs.
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I've been on tour you fucking plebs. You're obviously too stupid to even know what the fuck that means.